Incidents
So the last week has finally past me by, been gettin no sleep basically....suffering from insomnia...but today i took a seven hour afternoon nap..and back to square1 while typing this cause i'm still not gettin sleepy..body's clock totally fucked....
Saturday, the biggest day of my cousin's life..her wedding ceremony......a first for me though, witnessing a catholic ceremony...the bridegroom sang grow old with you by adam sandler before exchangin rings...lolz. .. . .. . After that, was so totally pissed with my relatives cos we had to take a cab to my aunt's place for the tea ceremony thingy....and the best answer that i have ever heard in my short of life of 22 years....below is the conversation that made mi puked blood
Saturday, the biggest day of my cousin's life..her wedding ceremony......a first for me though, witnessing a catholic ceremony...the bridegroom sang grow old with you by adam sandler before exchangin rings...lolz. .. . .. . After that, was so totally pissed with my relatives cos we had to take a cab to my aunt's place for the tea ceremony thingy....and the best answer that i have ever heard in my short of life of 22 years....below is the conversation that made mi puked blood
My sister:"so what's the road name again?"
Cousin's sister's reply:"Kallang bahru"
Sister:"oh, okay. But is there like a landmark or something cos we haven't been to your place for a long time."
Cousin's sister:"YA!A multi storey carpark, nothing but that."
WHAT THE FUCK....i can probably name u a thousand and one places that has a multi storey carpark over that fucked area .....but nvm, after a while i finally reached that place feeling blardy pissed and tired from the lack of sleep.
So after the tea ceremony, we went home preparing for the dinner later. So for the first time, i went shopping with my sister for her dress @ tiong bahru
First,
(looking at a spaghetti tee) my sister:"KOr, i'm too fat for this lah!"
Shop assistant:"no lah, you are not"(turning to me):" you think she's fat?"
Mine:"Dunno, been seeing her for the past 19 years."
Assistant was shocked for the first time
Mine:"She's my sister."
Shoppie:"OH!i thought u were the bf."
(i gave her the "wtf' look)
So, My sister ssaw this black dress and asked if she would look good, i just told her to give it a try and see how it turns out(While she went to change inside the dressing room)
Shoppie:"So how old is she?"
Mine:"19?"
shoppie:"huh?! And you?"
Mine:"22?"
shoppie:"oh so ya the elder one?"
HAHAHAA
sorry sista but this incident was like darn humourous lah...........
Fuck all that,
off to the dinner
While i waited for an hour
the only thing that appeals
was the free flow of beer
took too much and got tipsy
went off earli to pack
and off to Mj's place
crap and games
slept at four
soccer at nine
won 3-1
and that's it...
Apologies man, i'm gettin lazy
lolz
long entry huh?!
